The Remote

May 29, 2012 § 4 Comments

Sparta: Hey, can you get me the remote?

Me: Here you go.

Sparta: …..

Me: Where are your manners? Say thank you.

Sparta: Quiet. This is my favorite show.


May 27, 2012 § 2 Comments

Sparta Goes Crazy

May 25, 2012 § 3 Comments

Sparta decides beds are not for sleeping.


May 18, 2012 § 4 Comments

Hey, Sparta. What are you doing?

I’m reading because I am a smart cat. See my big pile of books?



Haha! A cat in a hat! That’s my favorite Dr. Seuss book.



I’m going to find some more books to read…

Sparta and His Tree

May 17, 2012 § 5 Comments

This is my cat tree. It’s my new favorite place.




Hey, no photography! I’m trying to rest.




Hmm…is she gone?




Much better…zZz…

Sorry, Sparta.

How To Turn Yourself Into A Hat

May 11, 2012 § 1 Comment

Step 1: Find a Wearer. It helps if you are much lighter in weight than your subject. This ensures your subject retains head movement. This is not necessary, just recommended.

Notice the difference in size?

Step 2: Position yourself out of his range of site, and wait for your victim to unknowingly turn himself in your direction.

Step 3: Get ready to attack by lowering your body to the ground and wiggling your butt.

Step 4: Pounce! Take a running start, jump into the air, and fly towards his head with all limbs extended.


DO: Cling to the head.

Fig. 2

DON’T: Cling to the opposite end.

Step 5: Hold on tight! Your chosen victim subject will most likely not appreciate his new hat. In light of this, you must grab his head as tightly as you can.

Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5

Don’t get discouraged. It will take a few tries to perfect your technique. This is normal.

Once successfully executed, treat yourself to a victory romp around the house. Congratulations, you’ve turned yourself into a hat! Now, go do it again!

The little things

May 2, 2012 § 1 Comment

Today I had several new adventures.

I slept more. (It’s always best to have your human hold you while you sleep. It keeps them on the job while you get some rest.)

I improved my playing.

And I hung out. (I know what you’re thinking, “He looks so cool.” You’re right, I do.)

But, more importantly, I did some discovering! Did you know of something called a bed? And that you can ‘make’ it? I certainly didn’t. My first encounter with a bed was amazing! There are so many sheets that are big, white, and fluffy. I spent a good hour bouncing around them — pure heaven.

I also found a giant, brown bag in my house today. Bags are the best for hiding in, and popping out at unsuspecting victims.

I’m still perfecting my technique, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out soon.

There are so many things still left to do. How did your day go?

Where Am I?

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